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Wells Kravitz Schnitzer

9 October 2014 @ 7:15 am - 14 October 2014 @ 11:15 am | $20

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day.
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ’em right back! Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon. Course you couldn’t buy an invite with a diamond the size of a testicle, but I got my hands on a couple.

I’ve been under fire before. Well … I’ve been in a fire. Actually, I was fired. I can handle myself. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. I cannot abide useless people. Am I a lion? I don’t think of myself as a lion. You might as well, though, I have a mighty roar. Next time you want to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face. You know what the chain of command is? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who’s in ruttin charge here. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower … somewhat less attractive now that she’s all corpsified and gross.

Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that. I cannot abide useless people. Just get us on the ground! That part will happen pretty definitely! Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he’s not afraid of anything. First rule of battle, little one … don’t ever let them know where you are… WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo! … ‘Course, there’re other schools of thought. You’re welcome on my boat. God ain’t. How did your brain even learn human speech? Every man there go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

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Start:
9 October 2014 @ 7:15 am
End:
14 October 2014 @ 11:15 am
Cost:
$20
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